Who Sent This Truckload of Dung?

That wont take long, did it?
two old ladies
Perhaps I'll need a new prognosis
The climax was first, the whole thing forgetable,
you think I dont no grammer
pigs in hourglass corsets
watermelon on canvas
Sometimes climax happens when you least expect it...

Jack Rabbits are the best,
bah! shtiface kicked you in the nuts - Buggeroo!
everything is fine,but i do need some wine,
And then we danced on the shores;
where tomorrow, meets forever...